I was watching Batman Begins last night.

Rachel tells Bruce as she sees him fo the first time coming out of the hotel that he "may be this great kid deep down inside, but it's our actions that define us."




HOLY SHIT, YES RACHEL, YES!

if you lie, you're a liar.
if you cheat, you're a cheater.
if you betray, you're a traitor.

and it's all well and good if you're really this beautiful person under all this, but if you're a monster to everyone you love, then you got some serious shit to dig out of. and I'm sorry, but I'm tired of being the only one shoveling while you sit back and watch.

Thank you Mandy, for talking with me about success. I may not be rolling in the dough, but I am successful at dealing with my emotions and I'm learning how to be successful in knowing myself and my goals...instead of waiting until I'm 30 or 40 or 50 to actually face myself and see just what kind of person I am.

Fuck that.
I am not going to waste one more minute of my life hiding behind my fears.
Fuck having a mid-life crisis at 32.
Fuck throwing my time and love at people who don't value me.

Yes to the people I love who love and respect me.
Yes to sewing 5 hours a day.
Yes to facing myself and dealing with my problems and issues at 24 instead of 42.

I still have the fist in my chest, but with time, it will unclench.

Thank you to my friends who love me and are helping me and come when I call.
You rigity rock and I'm so blessed to have you!

love,
Tea
xoxo

TO BRAD, on his 30th year of life.

You've brought me life and love and I thank you for that.

Happy Birthday.

check me out--I'm selling my undead creatures on etsy!

As of now, just the Snuggle zombies are available, but by next week, the Skeleteddies will be up as well.

ORDER BEFORE HALLOWEEN TO IMPRESS ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

for real, buy one. i'm unemployed and they rock, so you kinda have to.

URL---> cliteastwood.etsy.com

After speaking with a few lady friends of mine this weekend, I've really come to a conclusion:

nothing beats a wet hot american dickin'. or a some good old fashion fellatio.

I mean sure, there's the risk of clamidherpaids, but when you're bend over that beer soaked pool table and a man who knows all your little kinks is pouding out the veal, there's just nothing in this world that can compare.

so thanks for taking the skin boat to tuna town.

I'm having a hard time walking today.

I love it!

I found this and I want to forward it to you in case you haven't seen it. Call it a dirty love letter...

Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I'm gonna go down on you...
And you're gonna love it...
But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you so hard...


Lots of love,
Fuel Prices

Here's just a few videos which I know you'll enjoy watching

Guy-on-Robot Gay sex--Who wants to do a shot of motor oil?
Wade does GayRobot



Apples and Razorblades--I can't wait to go trick-or-treating this year!!!
Apples & Razorblades


The Dave Sheridan Show--ah, minispodes never tasted so corndogy!
The Dave Sheridan Show! episode 1

CAUSE THIS IS WHAT I FOUND...


This is probably the scariest thing I've seen in years.

Dolls, clowns, puppets, they all have a sense of scariness to me, but this kinda just pushes me over the edge. I don't want to judge this lady, but fuckin-A, what in the hell drove this woman to dress this MONSTER UP?

http://jenscompaniondoll.blogspot.com/


I don't sleep, I just wait for you to fall asleep.

Kamp was cool, I'm at my parents until the 24th then back in P-land for the fall/winter.

Going to the UK for March which means my life will be dedicated to raising money money MOOONEY until the day i step on the plane.

Throw me a bone and catch up with me so I don't have to hunt you lazy bastards down.

xoxox

until August my nergos...

I you happen to find yourself in Oxford Maine between now and then, come drop by and see me!

Later homeskillets!

both taken from the fire escape at the Bakery, both are printed from paper negatives.



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